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Biography

Born in Western Kansas, forcibly relocated to Northwest Arkansas during the purges of the 70's via the infamous "trail of breadcrumbs"

Attended various institutes of higher learnin'. Graduated from most.

First in family to be awarded a GED

Currently in private practice.

Interests

hitting rocks with other rocks, breaking glass, self mutilation, decoding the human genome, pestering squirrels, griping about the kids nowadays, chewing tobacco (Bull O' the Woods plug only, please), pestering Mrs. Doclee for some hot lovin', spitting, making fun of relatives.